A fun post by Tracy Kellett that I’m delighted to share.
A Annexe. For ‘the help’.
B Boot room. Only Dubarrys allowed.
C Corian worktops. White. Ribena banned.
D Dualit toaster. Purely for show because carbs are BAD.
E Emma Bridgewater mugs. Fifteen quid a pop. Mugs?
F Fruit and veg juicer. Only used once due to cleaning ‘issues’.
G Glass box extension plonked on the back of your Wandsworth semi.
H Hens. Ex-battery, housed in a plastic Joseph & Joseph looky-likey Eglu.
I Induction hob. For creating a real buzzzzz in the kitchen.
J Joseph & Joseph everything.
K KitchenAid mixer. Cos life’s too short to hold an electric whisk.
L Lutron lighting. Because sometimes you’re in a pink mood but other times mauve.
M Music. Sonos etc. Or as we used to call it, piped.
N Nandos. The middle classes KFC.
O Ocado. No moving to the country unless they…
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