My dear friend John
The gardener one
Has been unwell quite lately
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And so I send
These flowers for him
The ones I think most stately
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I know John may
Of course prefer
That flow’r that’s caused some conflict
~~
Between us friends
And made me near
Become a horto-convict
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For stealing John’s
Wisteria vine
That bloomed and bloomed all summer
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While ours had been
A true disgrace
A non-performing bummer
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But John, my dear
It’s cold out there
And vines are not in flower
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So will you please
Accept these blooms
Now flow’ring at this hour?
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They bring much love
And happy thoughts
Of better days before us
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And best of all
They’ll bloom again
With gusto and with no fuss.
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Dedicated to our dear friend John, in hopes that this excruciatingly bad poetry will make him laugh, and to his loving wife and son.