Every spring for years now, my dear friend Les and I have fiercely competed in The Bloomin’ Bulbs competition.
We two are the only participants.
Whoever has the first blooming spring bulbs is the winner.
But in the weeks ahead, we’ll both be on high alert, because we’ve proven ourselves …uhm… untrustworthy.
One year I brought a blow-dryer outside, trying to warm up the air around my not-quite-blooming daffodils.
And as for Les …. well….
Please follow the trail from here:
From: Cynthia Reyes
Sent: Sunday, April 13, 2014 4:58 PM
To: ‘Leslie Lawrence’
Subject: I have SEVERAL crocuses bloomin’!Ā
I have SEVERAL crocuses bloomin’ now!
Two yesterday, several today.
And I just remembered: itās the Bloominā Bulbs competition, so Hellebores donāt count, Les!
Have you anyĀ realĀ bulbs yet??
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From:Ā Leslie
Sent:Ā Monday, April 14, 2014 9:05 AM
To:Ā Cynthia Reyes
Subject:Ā Re: I have SEVERAL crocuses bloomin’ now!
Well, you are probably well ahead.
It’s hard to be in competition with the Reyes Estate.
A Few Things have poked their heads up vigorously through the leaf mulch.
However, we don’t have much of a display.
Lawrence el Veraz
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On Apr 14, 2014, at 9:19 AM, Cynthia Reyes Ā wrote:
Les ā that is beautiful!
I have no daffodils blooming.
When I read your email, I braced myself for another fake photo ā but this is great!
It looks like you won the contest this year, because those daffodils have been up for a while ā right?
Darn, drats and heck!Ā I hate losing. But if I had to lose to someoneā¦.. Iām glad itās you!
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From: Leslie
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2014 9:46 AM
To: Cynthia Reyes
Subject: Re: I have SEVERAL crocuses bloomin’ now!
Hi Cynthia,
Well, I’m glad you liked the photo.
As for fake photos, though we have this keen competition, I assure you I would never spend a lot of time scheming to send you a photograph taken last spring in order to accomplish the nearly impossible task of fooling you one last time.
Not me.
Lawrence el Veraz.
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On Apr 14, 2014, at 9:50 AM, Cynthia Reyes Ā wrote:
Oh my God!Ā
You did it again, didnāt you?
I donāt know why I get hoodwinked every time.
And this time ā completely.
Duz a leppard change his spots?
Duz a photo-faker change his ways?
Obviously not.
Ay, caramba!
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All this to say: keep your friends close, but keep your gardener-friends even closer!Ā
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Dedicated to my dear friend Lawrence el Veraz.